When An IITian Lost His Wife!

Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping & didn’t return.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or Healthy?

Husband: Neither slim, nor healthy

Inspector: What is the colour of her eyes?

Husband: Well, I never noticed it

Inspector: Hair Colour?

Husband: It changes according to the season

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: well, I am not pity sure about it

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes

Inspector: What was the colour of the car?

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse powers teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And, most importantly it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………

Inspector: Ok now I got it…. Need not worry sir, we will find your car very soon.