Leopard in IIT becomes a butt of jokes for the Twitterati!
Everyone knows it that a leopard had broken into the Metallurgical lab in the campus of IIT Mumbai. The news brought some inmates to fears, and some to tears. But as Forest Department officials were busy trying to catch it, the twitterati were up to something thoroughly different! They were airing jokes related to the incident! And those very really very funny! Now as the leopard it out finally after 4 days, let have a look on these jokes and tickle our funny bones too!
Here are some of the best jokes-
1.Ã‚Â Mahatma Aladdin @Alllahdin1h
- Leopard enters IIT
- Leopard lives there for long
- Leopard makes babies there
- Government- Ã¢â‚¬ËœHamare aane wale engineers Sher hain SherÃ¢â‚¬â„¢
2.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â The-Lying-Lama @KyaUkhaadLegaÃ‚Â
Leopard enters IIT campus -> Graduates -> Takes UPSC exam and becomes Income Tax Commissioner -> Starts a Political Party -> Goes back to jungle
3.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Gaurav @bwoyblunderÃ‚Â
- Vaidik has gone to meet the Leopard that has strayed into IIT Powai campus and tried to bring a Hriday Parivartan in him.
4.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Ankur Singh @BihariTweeterÃ‚Â
- Question- Why did the Leopard went to IIT?
- Answer- Kyunki sab use kehte the Ã¢â‚¬ËœLeo PadhÃ¢â‚¬â„¢
5.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Satbir Singh @thesatbirÃ‚Â
- A leopard enters Powai campus, IIT Mumbai. Next, it will go to an IIM. Thereafter, an FMCG company.
6.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Gaurav @bwoyblunderÃ‚Â
- Chetan Bhagat after learning about the incident- Ã¢â‚¬ËœDamn you leopard! If you had come 15 years ago, I would had another plot point for my book.Ã¢â‚¬â„¢
7. Ã‚Â Ra_Bies @Ra_BiesÃ‚Â
- Authorities to Leopard: Why did you enter the IIT complex?
- Leopard: Well, I wanted to study at IIT & be like Arvind Kejriwal.
- Authorities: But you’re a leopard, and not a rat!
8.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Dorkstar @DorkstarÃ‚Â
- Leopards in IIT? These reservations are getting ridiculous now!
9. Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Rofl Indian @RoflindianÃ‚Â
- Breaking News: IIT Mumbai announces a full time B. Tech program in wildlife photography. A leopard brought to campus!
10.Ã‚Â Khamba @gkhambaÃ‚Â
- I think the headline should be IITian spotted at Leopard’s home!
11.Ã‚Â PGK @peegeekayÃ‚Â
Has the Leopard posted on Quora yet asking for opinions on a good salary after campus?
12.Ã‚Â Dilliwallah @ProudDilliwala16m
Well, we won’t be surprised if the Leopard joins AAP next!
13.Ã‚Â Dorktor Who @sidin16m
Question: How did the Leopard get into the IIT?
Answer: Through Ã¢â‚¬ËœSpotsÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ Quota.
14.Ã‚Â T2 ka Raja @scarysouthpawÃ‚Â
That leopard’s name might be there in the toppers list of IIT- JEE this year. Please check.
15.Ã‚Â Obstetrix @ScissorTongueÃ‚Â
Breaking News: The leopard that broke into IIT turned out to be pimple ridden nerd.
16.Ã‚Â Supragya @RedIronPriest
Indian Father to Son- Ã¢â‚¬ËœA leopard got into IIT, but only you couldn’t.Ã¢â‚¬â„¢
17.Ã‚Â Swadeshi@shaibal @shaibalrockstar
Leopard- I want to study in IIM after IIT.
Admission Head- But then you will have to pass CAT for MBA.
Leopard- Don’t worry on that, I am already a big CAT!
18.Ã‚Â Ã‚Â Rashi Kakkar @rashi_kakkar
These IITs are such over-achievers. Anyone heard that a leopard entered IIT? In my college only cats and dogs could ever got in. Damn these over achievers!
19.Ã‚Â SK @sunainak
Only sher da puttars get through to IIT. So basically the leopard proved all Punjabi moms right.