{"id":7438,"date":"2015-03-13T14:12:09","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T08:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/?p=7438"},"modified":"2015-03-13T14:12:09","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T08:42:09","slug":"jee-coaching-unborn-babies-toppers-womb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/jee-coaching-unborn-babies-toppers-womb\/","title":{"rendered":"JEE Coaching for Unborn Babies \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 Toppers in the Womb"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWe have launched the first ever IIT JEE coaching batch for would-be parents who want their soon-to-be-born babies to emerge as IIT JEE toppers<\/a>. We guarantee that 2030 IIT JEE Advanced<\/a> topper will be from our online coaching stream\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d, claims IIT Superstar Academy. The Academy will enroll pregnant women who will attend JEE virtual classes on behalf of their kids and learn from the highly qualified tutors of the coaching institute so that unborn children in their womb can crack the IIT JEE exam when they take birth.
\nJEE Coaching Program<\/a> Inspired by Abhimanyu<\/p>\n

IIT Superstar Academy that babies coached by them will top in every conceivable category \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 be it their gali or mohalla or town. If mothers start early enough, they can produce an All India JEE topper too.
\nLakshya Sir, an IIT passout who chose teaching Physics at IIT Academy over plum campus job offer, claims that the idea is expected to reap 99.99% results. He says, \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cThe idea to tutor the babies in womb is inspired by Abhimanyu of Mahabharata who learnt the art of war from his father Arjuna while he was still in the womb of his mother Subhadra.
\nAll unborn kids who have been in the womb for 20 weeks or more are eligible to enroll for the course. Lakshya Sir insists that their course is not solely based on mythology or religious beliefs but is also backed by scientifically planned course curriculum and pedagogical solutions that are designed for babies whose minds and bodies are still evolving.<\/p>\n

Scientific Facts to Back the Course<\/h2>\n

\"\"<\/a>Mahagyani Ghosh, Director of the Academy, explains\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d Scientists and researchers know that in the earliest child development stages, humans grow much more rapidly than we do at any other stage of life. Synapses of our brain are formed at this stage. There is no limit to what we can learn during these weeks. Our program preps up the unborn from this stage and gears them to have the right foundation and the right approach to science from this very stage. Naturally, they can crack IIT JEE easily whenever they take exams.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d
\nLakshya Sir added, \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cEarly knowedge architecture we embed in a child continues to serve him or her throughout his or her life. The learning strength help them to grab an IIT seat, or an IIM seat later in life \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 while others will have to sit up late at nights to crack their entrance exams.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n

Highlights of the Online JEE Preparation Course (for the Unborn)<\/h2>\n

\"Highlights<\/a>Prenatal education kits for new babies are included for free in the online education program for the unborn that can be accessed by mothers whenever they life. They will help the mothers to set the learning pace of their child.
\nThe Academy also offers flexibility to soon-to-be moms to choose their own class timings \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 depending on their morning and evening sickness. A preparatory batch for the course has already begun and interested mothers are offered three online orientation sessions for free where they can check how useful the program is for them and their future child.
\nThe offline study material provided to the new moms will include a baby educator belt which they will have to wear around their womb. This belt will play audio books such as Concepts of Physics by HC Verma, Inorganic chemistry by JD Lee, Organic Chemistry by Morrison and Boyd, and Physical chemistry by Atkins to the child. It will also play recorded lectures for the children.
\nSo, be ready to the new cr\u00c3\u0192\u00c2\u00a8me of IIT JEE superstars who will soon be born.<\/p>\n

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\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWe have launched the first ever IIT JEE coaching batch for would-be parents who want their soon-to-be-born babies to emerge as IIT JEE toppers. We guarantee that 2030 IIT JEE Advanced topper will be from our online coaching stream\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d, claims IIT Superstar Academy. The Academy will enroll pregnant women who will attend JEE virtual classes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7445,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7438\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}