{"id":5023,"date":"2014-07-24T15:46:42","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T10:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/?p=5023"},"modified":"2014-07-24T15:46:42","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T10:16:42","slug":"when-an-iitian-lost-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/when-an-iitian-lost-his-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"When An IITian Lost His Wife!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/4001611459_b59f8e3f52_o.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"When An IITian Lost His Wife!\" alt=\"When An IITian Lost His Wife!\" src=\"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/4001611459_b59f8e3f52_o.jpg\" width=\"440\" height=\"292\" \/><\/a>Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping &amp; didn\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t return.<\/p>\n<p>Inspector: What is her height?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: I never checked.<\/p>\n<p>Inspector: Slim or Healthy?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: Neither slim, nor healthy<\/p>\n<p>Inspector: What is the colour of her eyes?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: Well, I never noticed it<\/p>\n<p>Inspector: Hair Colour?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: It changes according to the season<\/p>\n<p>Inspector: What was she wearing?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: well, I am not pity sure about it<\/p>\n<p>Inspector: Was she driving?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: Yes<\/p>\n<p>Inspector: What was the colour of the car?<\/p>\n<p>Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse powers teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And, most importantly it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Inspector: Ok now I got it&#8230;. Need not worry sir, we will find your car very soon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/online-study-packages.aspx?utm_source=banner%20blog&amp;utm_medium=blog&amp;utm_campaign=ecom\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"BOOST your IIT JEE\/AIPMT preparation through our self study packages\" alt=\"BOOST your IIT JEE\/AIPMT preparation through our self study packages\" src=\"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/2014125-153120170-5704-Boost-banner_new.jpg\" width=\"715\" height=\"194\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping &amp; didn\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t return. Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or Healthy? Husband: Neither slim, nor healthy Inspector: What is the colour of her eyes? Husband: Well, I never noticed it Inspector: Hair Colour? Husband: It changes according to the season Inspector: What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5024,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5023\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}