{"id":3815,"date":"2014-05-27T22:42:07","date_gmt":"2014-05-27T17:12:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/?p=3815"},"modified":"2014-05-27T22:42:07","modified_gmt":"2014-05-27T17:12:07","slug":"angry-love-birds-jee-advanced-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/angry-love-birds-jee-advanced-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Is JEE-Advanced 2014 the Biggest Enemy of People in Love?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/love_birds_by_olechka01-d3kgq8i.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Angry Love Birds and JEE-Advanced 2014\" alt=\"Angry Love Birds and JEE-Advanced 2014\" src=\"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/love_birds_by_olechka01-d3kgq8i.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>Of all the examinations I know about, JEE-Advanced is the weirdest. Not only because it is hell lot of hard to crack, but also for its supernatural capability to turn normal students into blood-sucking <i>Zombies<\/i>. If you don\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t believe me, then you should check out this really funny telephonic conversation taking place between a young couple, Rhea and Aditya, preparing for the big day\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u20ac\u009dJEE-Advanced 2014.<\/p>\n<p>Excerpts from the conversation:<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 13px;\">Rhea makes a call to Aditya. After an endless shrill ringing of the phone, Aditya picks up the call reluctantly.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\">\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cHi,\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d Rhea greets Aditya on the phone.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\">\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cHi Rhea,\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d Aditya replies back without any signs of excitement.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cSo, how are you <i>Aalu?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\">\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cI am studying. And will you stop calling me <\/span><i style=\"font-size: 13px;\">Aalu<\/i><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\"> at least when the exam is approaching. You know it makes me feel gross.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\">\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cGross! <\/span><i style=\"font-size: 13px;\">Aalu<\/i><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\"> is such a cute name.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cI just don\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t like it.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cBut, why <i>Aalu<\/i>?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cBecause\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6because it rhymes with <i>Kaalu<\/i>, the name of your dog!\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cHold it there! Don\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t you dare call him a dog! He\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s a family, just like mybrother.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cGreat! I didn\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t know it. Oh\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6so\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6this is why your father resemble more to <i>Kaalu<\/i> than you.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cMind your language <i>Aalu<\/i>.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWhy the hell did you call me\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Ku\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Kuth\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6mean\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Rhea?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cJust to say Hi.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cYou have already said.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cI know. But how are you?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cI am studying.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cThat\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s not the answer.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cI am studying. I am stressed out. That\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s how I am.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cBut I am not stressed out.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cNo wonder.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWhat do you mean?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWomen are indifferent creatures on the Earth. Nothing can stress them out. Not even an examination as crucial as JEE-Advanced.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cDo you want to say that I am not serious about studies?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cGirls are never serious about studies because they know that at least one fool in any one corner of the world is studying hard for them.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cCut the crap! I am not like that.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cGood to hear that. Now, will you leave me alone for a while and let my study?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cHow much will you study? I am calling after 4 days and you still want to study. Are you <i>Einstein<\/i> or What?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWhat else should I do then? Throw these books away and play <i>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00cb\u0153Been\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2<\/i> around you and see you jumping like a frog on \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00cb\u0153Nagin Dance\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2.<i>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cYou don\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t have to play \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00cb\u0153Been\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 to charm me. We can do some sweet talking.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cI can\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t do it now.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cBut you used to.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cNo. I just used to lie to you.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cLie? That means all that you said about me was a lie. You mean I am not beautiful. I don\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t have the best figure in the world.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cBest figure? Forget it. You are the only woman on the earth with beer-belly\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6something I have never seen in my life.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cOh. Tum bhi Koi Salman Khan nahidikhte ho. Thooke hue Chewing Gum! Superman Waali T-Shirt pehente ho to lagtahain Superman Ko Jaundice ho Gaya hain.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cMind your language KKK\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Ku\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Kuth\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6I. Mean\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Rhea.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cHaa\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Haa..Bol Do. PooraBol Do.Baar-BaarRukKyoJate Ho. Bas YahiSunnaReh Gaya hain.YehBhiBol Do.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cTumseThodi Der AurBaat Ki TohMera Fever Aur Bad Jayega.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWhat? Tumhara fever ThikNahiHua?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cNo.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cDid you take the medicines I told you?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cYeah. I took them.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cDon\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t lie to me. I can feel it that you are lying.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cAll right. I missed them yesterday.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cJust yesterday?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWell\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6on Thursday as well.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWhat? Do you want to die\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6you fool?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cChaloAbMeriMaa Mat Bano.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWife to BanateNahi Ho\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Maa Hi Ban JaatiTumhariThodi Der KeLiye.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cAcchha.Tum Janti Ho why am I studying so hard?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cOf course, I know. You are studying so hard for a good career.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cNo\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Rhea\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6I am not just studying for a good career, but also for you and us.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cWhat?\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cYes. Had it been not for you, this exam would have not been important for me. I love you and as a true lover I feel a sense of responsibility towards you. In future, I should be in a position to fulfill every dream of my princess. Dreams that we weave every day with or without each other. I want to meet your parents personally one day and ask them for your hand. But will they ever approve of our marriage without this career I am preparing for? No. They won\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t. So is running away from home the solution? No. Going against your parents\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2 decision is wrong. No child can ever live happily by inflicting pain on his\/her parents. This is why I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ve decided to become someone your parents can never refuse. After all, all parents want their kids to get right life-partners.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Rhea interrupts in between and says, \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cChup Ho Jao! AbRulaogeKya! AbEkShabd Mat Bolo.Main\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6TumseAb Exam KeBaad Hi Milungi.AurKhoobBaateKarungi. Till then I love you. PadaiKaro\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6aurKhoobKaro\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6<i>Aalu<\/i>\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6I mean Aditya.\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Rhea hangs up the call. Aditya sits back with his phone still stuck to his ears. All he can hear from the other end is the \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00cb\u0153dialer tone\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2. He affectionately ruffles his hair before he looks into the oval-shaped mirror hung on the wall on his left and gently says, \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cItne Mein Toh Koi Bhi Pat Jayegi!\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d<br \/>\nWe Received This story from a JEE-Advanced Aspirant, you can also send your story at blog@askiitians.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the examinations I know about, JEE-Advanced is the weirdest. Not only because it is hell lot of hard to crack, but also for its supernatural capability to turn normal students into blood-sucking Zombies. 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