{"id":1759,"date":"2014-02-06T19:17:35","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T13:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/?p=1759"},"modified":"2014-02-06T19:17:35","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T13:47:35","slug":"secret-conversation-engineering-colleges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.askiitians.com\/blog\/secret-conversation-engineering-colleges\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret Conversation of All Engineering Colleges"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"blog-conversationThe debate over supremacy of engineering institutions in India is growing stronger with time. And ever since IITs<\/a>, BITS Pilani<\/a>, and other private institutions have joined the war (this debate is almost a fully-fledged war of sorts now) of the lifetime to prove their mettle, many unpredictable facts have emerged that make our funny bones tickle like never before.<\/p>\n

So to help you taste the fun of the plight of private institutions, we have brought you a hilarious conversation privately held among engineering colleges one night. So here we go:<\/p>\n

Private College 1:<\/b><\/p>\n

Hello everyone! This is me A Private engineering College! And I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m not just happy with this, but also proud of this fact. To tell you all the truth, we have had enough of being made fun of.<\/p>\n

We Demand Respect! We Demand Respect like IITs <\/a>Because We are No Less Than Them!<\/p>\n

May be we are mostly located on the remote outskirts of Noida. May be most placement companies we represent have their departments from TCS and Infosys. May be our students focus more on AIESEC than study. But how does it all make any difference?<\/p>\n

BITS Pilani: <\/b>All right guy! Had enough of your bullshit! Calm Down!<\/p>\n

Private College 34: <\/b>Oh <\/i>BITS Taau! <\/i>You are also a private college like all of us. Stand only in our favor.<\/p>\n

BITS Pilani <\/b>(Embarrassed by the fact): <\/b>Haa\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6haa Par Meri Baat Aur Hain Yaar!<\/i> I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m elite kind. Did you notice my accent (pronounced \u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c5\u201cacsshaint\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u009d)? You must\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ve seen my rankings, huh.<\/p>\n

Private College 57: <\/b>Elite! Yeah. Where exactly are your rankings, huh?<\/p>\n

BITS Pilani <\/b>(Embarrassed again): <\/b>that\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s what you keep bringing in against me.<\/p>\n

Private College 47 <\/b>(Laughs like a stupid): <\/b>and Civil Placement too.<\/p>\n

BITS Pilani <\/b>(Aggressively): Chup Ho Jao Saalo!<\/i><\/p>\n

In the meanwhile\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad <\/b>(Gracefully): <\/b>Hello Friends!\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0 <\/b><\/p>\n

Amity Noida: <\/b>Abe! Tu Kaise Aaaya Yaha! Kis Kutte ne Entry Di Ise!<\/i> Who let him in here? <\/b><\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad: <\/b>Arre Sun To Lo! <\/b><\/i>I am also an IIT.<\/p>\n

BIT (not BIT S) Branch 345: <\/b>heeheehee\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6you are as much an IIT as much I am a BITS Pilani.<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad: <\/b>Please respect me or I will call IIT-Bhu to help me.<\/p>\n

IIT Bhu:<\/b> Yeah! He\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s right! He\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s IIT now.<\/p>\n

IIT Kanpur: <\/b>What\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s up guys!<\/p>\n

IIT Bombay:<\/b> Ah..Bhai\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6IIT Kanpur! Meri Jaan! <\/i>Everything is fine here. I just got a package of 31,00,000 Crore from Facebook.<\/p>\n

IIT Delhi <\/b>(Aggressively): Saalo\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Sabka Baba Ji Ka Thullu!<\/i><\/p>\n

And then IIT-Delhi leaves the conversation.<\/p>\n

IIT Kharagpur: <\/b>Hello! Oap Shob Koisha Hai?<\/i><\/p>\n

IIT Kanpur: <\/b>Still taking English speaking classes?<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad: <\/b>IIT Kharagpur, do you also believe that I\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2m not an IIT like them?<\/p>\n

IIT Kharagpur:<\/b> Band Karo Apna Ronaa Saale!<\/i> You are a Maoist!<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad:<\/b> I don\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2t really bother what you guys think about me. I am an IIT whether you believe or not! Respect me for what I am because will time change anytime soon.<\/p>\n

IIT Bhu:<\/b> BITS Pilani, heard that you are all set to launch your own line of BITS Colleges across the country.<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad:<\/b> Saalo Mere Emotion Ki Toh Ijjat Kar Lo! Beech Mein kyon Kaat Rahe ho Meri Baat Saalo! Main Bhi IIT hu Sach mein!<\/i><\/p>\n

BITS Pilani:<\/b> You heard it right. Goa, Hyderabad, Kozikot, and, yeah, I am going international too with one college in Dubai soon.<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad:<\/b> (Burst Out into Tears) Mata Raani Paap Degi\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Tumhe Salo!<\/i><\/p>\n

IIT Bombay:<\/b> Heard that you\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ve increased your fees?<\/p>\n

BITS Pilani:<\/b> Yeah\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6well, we\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2ve completed 50 years of successful run.<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad:<\/b> To hell with you all! I am gonna join UP Private college group. Baba Ji Ka Thullu!<\/i><\/p>\n

IIT Bhu:<\/b> They are just kidding! Wipe away the tears off your face.<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad:<\/b> Really! Wow! I was taking it seriously! I Love you All! Dha Tin Dha Tin Dha Tin Dance!<\/i><\/p>\n

IIT Bhu:<\/b> All right! Wait! It was me kidding! You are just like an adopted kid.<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad:<\/b> Tumhari\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6@#$@#$\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Sabki\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6@#$@#$<\/p>\n

ISM Dhanbad Leaves the Conversation<\/b><\/p>\n

BITS Pilani:<\/b> Stop bullying him so much.<\/p>\n

IIT Bombay:<\/b> Mind your own business! He\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s at least famous all over India.<\/p>\n

Private College 2312<\/b>: Bhaiya! Aap sab bahut acche hain!<\/i> Can I have your autographs?<\/p>\n

BITS Pilani: <\/b>Ok\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6brother. Here you go!<\/p>\n

Private College 2312<\/b>: What are you? Management College?<\/p>\n

BITS Pilani leaves the conversation<\/b><\/p>\n

IIT Mumbai:<\/b>\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0I feel like only you and I are left here IIT Kharagpur.<\/p>\n

IIT Kharagpur<\/b>:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Haan Ji<\/i>.<\/p>\n

IIT Mumbai<\/b>: Abe\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6 Kanpur Kaha Gaya?<\/i><\/p>\n

IIT Kanpur<\/b>: Baba Ji Ki Booty! Baba Ji Ki Booty!<\/i>
\nIIT Mumbai<\/b>\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0: Oh\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6He\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s drunk. Autograph Kise Chaiye Tha Bhai?<\/i><\/p>\n

PRIVATE COLLEGE No. 123<\/b>: Mujhe!<\/i><\/p>\n

AMITY Noida<\/b>: Saale Gawars!<\/i><\/p>\n

IIT Kharagpur<\/b>:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Jee, Why Guwahati and Chennai are not here tonight<\/i>?<\/p>\n

IIT Mumbai<\/b>: Shut Up ! Don’t talk about them in public? They are not legal yet.<\/p>\n

IIT Kanpur<\/b>: Ab Karunga Tere Saath\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Gandi Baat Gandi Gandi\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6Gandi Baat! <\/i>
\n<\/i>IIT Mumbai<\/b>: All right Kharagpur, time to take Kanpur away.<\/p>\n

IIT Kharagpur<\/b>: Haan Ji.<\/p>\n

IIT Kharagpur and Kanpur leave the conversation.
\nUP Private College 2312<\/b>:\u00c3\u201a\u00c2\u00a0Arre bhaiya Rukiye<\/i>!<\/p>\n

IIT Mumbai<\/b>: Oh yes\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00c2\u00a6here’s your autograph.<\/p>\n

DU<\/b>: Hello, do you want to discuss the role of society in preventing heinous crimes against the society in a discussion that is highly conclusive, and is in depth and detailed, and deep and meaningful? Oh, wait did I tell you it is deep meaning discussion? Come to Delhi ! BYE !<\/p>\n

Finally all colleges leave the conversation.<\/b>
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\nThis post was contributed by Alok kumar Singh<\/a>, askiitians<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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